He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS
THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING
YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is the best part of mulan
this isn’t mulan
5k+ people seem to agree with me that This is definitely the best part of mulan
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
☆Luna and Chimo☆
Chimo is the cutest cyclops girl , made by Ozawa Dango!
O-ohh…! These are the most adorable suits I’ve ever seen!
Become a figure skater they said
you will be graceful they said